Ask Aunty Bruce - Weird Fetish

Dear Aunty Bruce: I have a weird fetish - I love hairy women! Hairy legs, armpits, facial hair - the lot, send me into real delights. When I see bushes of hair sticking out from under a woman’s arm I just want to bury my face in it and as far as bikini lines go - ban them! I like my women all natural but the problem is - I can't find any. Can you help?

 

Aunty Bruce Answers: Dear Weird Fetish - I'm left speechless. Whilst sympathising with your overpowering desires, I have to say, most women don't like being hairy! And most men prefer it that way also. Your best chances are probably our European cousins and try looking on the Internet - more people are now advertising their personal preferences in what they desire most in a partner. Good luck!