"My wife is a sex object. Everytime I ask for sex, she objects."
Les Dawson

"I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic."
Woody Allen.

"Sex is the invention of a very clever venereal disease."
David Cronenberg

"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one."
Woody Allen.

 
 
When I was 17 and my boyfriend was 18, I had a video project due for my English class where I’d have to re-enact a scene from a Shakespeare Play with other members in my group. (…)

"I am always looking for meaningful one night stands."
Dudley Moore

"You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. (…)

"There is nothing wrong with making love with the light on. Just make sure the car door is closed."
George Burns

"What's the three words you never want to hear while making love? Honey, I'm home."
Ken Hammond.

PLAY BALL"A young couple came in with this story: During sex, the woman had grabbed a medium-size rubber ball and inserted it into her man's back door. (…)