When I was 17 and my boyfriend was 18, I had a video project due for my English class where I’d have to re-enact a scene from a Shakespeare Play with other members in my group. (…)

PLAY BALL"A young couple came in with this story: During sex, the woman had grabbed a medium-size rubber ball and inserted it into her man's back door. (…)

PLAY BALL"A young couple came in with this story: During sex, the woman had grabbed a medium-size rubber ball and inserted it into her man's back door. (…)

"I was assigned to examine a patient with stomach pain. The woman turned out to be my high school classmate, but instead of being happy to see me, she was mortified. (…)

GO FISH"A man explained that his girlfriend had tried to take his temperature rectally and 'lost' the thermometer. (…)

KEYED UP"A hysterical woman came into the ER. She'd just had a fight with her boyfriend while sitting in his parked car. (…)

SPONGE-BATH SLIPUP

"When I was just starting out as a nurse, I had to give a sponge bath to an incredibly hot male patient. (…)

UNSCHEDULED DELIVERY
"During an ice storm, a rescue squad radioed that they were bringing in a young woman with severe menstrual cramps. I was the ER nurse assigned to take her medical history. (…)

TOY WITH HIM
"A guy came into our ER one night. (…)

STUCK ON YOU
"One night, a gurney rolled in carrying a woman in black lingerie-who happened to be straddling a naked man. (…)